he and she

alright .. here its an article which is i copied from CH's blog.
man are from mars , women from venus
LMAO!

[ 女人 = women ]

1. ( what ever )

men : what to have for dinner these night?
women : whatever ...
men : so , why not we have steamboat?
women : don't want lahh , eat steamboat later grow pimples on my face.
men : alright, then why not we have Sze chuan cuisine
women : yesterday ate sze chuan, today eat again?
men : hmmmmm .. i suggest we have seafood
women : seafood , no good lah later i got diarrhea
men : then what u suggest?
women : whatever.

2. ( anything )

men : so what should we do now ?
women : anything
men : how about watching movie? long time we didn't get into cinema
women : watch movie? no good lah... wasting time only
men : how about we play bowling , to do some exercise?
women : excersie in such hot day... u not feel tired de mehh?
men : then, find a cafe and have a drink
women : drink coffee will affect my sleeeep
men : then what u suggest??
women : anything

3. ( you decide )

men : then we just go home lo
women : qincai lahh ... u decide luhhh
men : lets take bus, i will accompany u
women : bus is dirty and crowded. don't want can ar?
men : ok lah we will take taxi
women : not worth it lahh for such shor distance
men : then whats ur suggest?
women : u decide lahhh
men : then, let's had dinneer 1st?
women : whatever.
men : eat what ??
women : anything. u decide lahh

anyone can testify the above is accurate? lols.
it showing my character wehhh, darn shit! hohoooo ...
peace!

[ 男人 = man ]

是自私的动物
如果你管他
他说他没自由

如果你不管他
他说你不关心他

你拒绝他
他说你吊高来卖

你答应他
他就不珍惜你了

如果他追不到你
就会改追你的朋友

如果他追到了你
就会想追别人了

如果他跟女生出去
他说跟朋友出去

如果你跟男生出去
他说你劈腿

如果你给了他
他觉得你很随便

如果你不给他
他说你不爱他

如果你抽烟
他说你是坏女孩

如果他抽烟
他说他是男人

你打扮得很漂亮
他说你勾引男人

你不会打扮
他说你很老土

你很会花钱
他说你很浪费

他很会花钱
他说是应酬 ...

这只是纯属要分享而已 (: